Breaking Up With Writer's Procrastiantion

It is actually a challenge for writer's Block, from a newsletter I subscribe to (Writer's Digest) I clicked on the link and read some inventive ones. Hmm..
I don't have writer's block. I rarely did and it didn't last long because...
My problem is trying to keep up with it's influx and focus on what I presently have, to finish! (thus anytime I "blocked" I paid the works in progress a visit)
I have characters in my head "clamoring for attention" that you wouldn't want to meet in the broad light of day much less a dark ally (*grins*) I miss them. :(

So I will take the challenge.


"You're insidious. You're always getting under my skin. I wind up pacing, more often than not and time is wasted looking over my shoulder because you're always stalking me. You've messed with the wrong bitch for the last time.  I got eyes in the back of my head, see - and if you come around me again, the cops are the last thing you'll need to worry about. Get out of my face."

I have an ending to my autobiography!

And she became so powerful, that with but a wave of her mighty hand - every living human being upon the earth, good and bad - young and old, sick and healthy, fell dead and disappeared without a trace.
The earth was then left, as it should - to nature.

Discovered an old Top 10 List of Whacking Mythos and Urban Legends

I came across this while I was digging through my archives for every poem I ever wrote. This was actually a blog I posted back when I was on My Space.


We are fortunate that certain things and beings in Nursery rhymes, old wives tales, urban legends and "those stories" your parents or friends tell you late at night are not truly real, because the following would be on my shit list for a whack job.

10.) Faeries alleged to be around Mushroom rings:
You owe grocery money, bitches!

9.)Santa Claus: No Show
Maybe it was the 22 or the pistol. Maybe it's because we were always
peeking, or maybe it's because Mom was always a Nightowl and Number ..8
warned him about...

8.)The Easter Bunny:
Frequently called in Sick and lost about a dozen eggs. Don't blame him,
though - Mom always had a .22 somewhere nearby - but those eggs!

7.)The Little Man Who Will Steal Your Toes If You Don't Put Your Feet Back
Under the Blanket:
Missing in Action. Chicken livered little brownie, we dared him all the time.

6.)Big Foot:
No call, no show - at least a dozen times.

5.)Tooth Fairy:
Maybe Mom whacked her, since I saw her sneaking to put a whole dollar under my sister's pillow with an apologetic look on her face. Was that marinara sauce under her nails?

4).Willow-The-Wisp
Chased off all the fish and 'gators with excessive flatulence

3.)Bloody Mary:
Repeatedly declines invitation to Slumber parties. A roomful of girls is a frightening thing, after all.

2).The Bogey Man
repeatedly a No-Show, probably ducked behind Bloody Mary's skirt hem.

and the number one Thingie which needs to be whacked is....


1.The Sandman!

Frequently late.



I'd like to kick his ass and steal his bag!